Top 10 Reasons for the new hair style (or "no-hair" style)

10)

It's that all-important first step on a career in the NBA.

9)

Always wanted to be known as "the balder one" in the Bates and Watts collaboration.

8)

It's actually a green and purple Mohawk for my middle age period of rebellion but I'm a little thin on top.

7)

I'm really getting into my Picard persona for Trekkie conventions.

6)

I figure that by shaving my head and maybe adding 4 or 5 earrings in each ear plus one in my nose, I can meet a whole bunch of interesting new friends.

5)

Compensating for an over-abundance of nasal hair.

4)

Lost control of my new "turbo" Norelco.

3)

It's the primary symptom of post-Chair stress syndrome.

2)

Trying to stay cool on the GRABAAWR.

1)

There is a new, very successful ointment called Dovonex for treating psoriasis. By shaving my head and applying it directly to the scalp, I can be free of psoriasis for the first time in nearly 20 years.